"It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there."
Angelina Jolie

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via asian)

Stoner Dialouge
Boy: I don't get it..how do you TAKE a shit (poop!)? Technically you giiiiiiiiive a shit!
Girl: Well...how do you take a train? How do you take the bus? Hmm?!
Boy: ..you....take it from one place to another!
Girl: No...IT takes YOU!